I work at Starbucks. This happened the other night when it was pretty dead at the store.
Customer: Would it be gay if I ordered a Cinnamon Dolce Latte?
Me: I’m sorry?
Customer: Would it be gay if I ordered a Cinnamon Dolce Latte?
Me: Would it be gay?
Customer: Well not gay, but like stupid? I mean do guys order those?
Me: Um I dunno, guys order all sorts of things.
Customer: Okay I’ll have that.
I’m just shocked there are people out there that think it’s okay so say things like that to total strangers. I don’t expect him to know that I am gay and therefore not to say that to ME, but c’mon! We were brain-storming afterward of funny things to say back to him. Like “So, do you want to suck on a big fat cock now?” But the best was after he left. I thought wouldn’t it be great if I said to him, “You know ordering that latte wasn’t very gay but it was pretty Jewish of you not to leave a tip.”
